Fan: “I want to know if I can give Ian a kiss.”
Ian: “I’m sorry I didn’t get it…”
Paul: “She wants to know if she can give you a kiss.”
Ian: “A kiss?”
Paul: “I think so. Or keys, maybe she wants keys. Do you want a key? Keys to your apartment, maybe. Keys or Kiss?”
Paul: “Oh, kiss. Alright. To the car or to the apartment?”
am I right?
— Paulo Coelho (via inspiri)
Star Wars Date Night by Andrew Theophilopoulos
Darth Vader and the maschinenmensch from Metropolis? That’s a lot of robotic parts that would need oiling.